Life Update + Chapter Comments

Because everyone likes life updates.

To start, let's just say I've realized over the last few months that I belong in an insane asylum. See, nowadays, we know Sasuke is the new Gaara. Well, let's just say that if I could be, I would be the real life Gaara.

Secondly, my kitten won't be a kitten for much longer! She's almost six months old! (And the spunkiest cat I've EVER known... O.O; )

Thirdly, I've officially put all of my fanfictions on hold, save for Complicated Communication. Five chapters in one month. I pulled a new record, dammit.

Fourth fun fact; I might actually have three or four outfits for Anime Boston this year. 8D;

Fifth fun fact; for filler, the latest Naruto Shippuuden filler isn't all that bad. Utakata is awesome in the Anime, and I'm glad they didn't give him a highly dislike-able character, like Kishimoto's been doing for Sakura. I've liked Utakata since his first appearance in the Manga, as well as Yagura.

Sixth fun fact; we all thought Killing The Danzou would make Naruto better again. Well, now we have to Kill The Sakura, too.

And lastly, the seventh fact of life; DARK CLOUD 2 IS MY WHOLE LIFE AGAIN.
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Comments about chapter 482:
Naruto, buddy! Good to see you again! So how were those dreams about Sasuke?

Am I supposed to count how many times Sasuke's eye has bled?

THE LIGHT. THE LIGHT. ...WHO CARES ABOUT THE LIGHT? THE DARK IS A FUN PLACE.

Kakashi, the new (temporary?) Hokage! ...Obito, you and I have wasted so many words... But at least now Sakura will look like a total idiot by trying to do things "on her own".

...Lol. Sakura, Kiba and Lee are all against Sai, and yet all he's doing is following Kakashi's orders to stop Sakura. You silly dorks! Don't you know you're going against the Hokage now?! 8D!

Kiba, you can't just keep letting Sasuke get away, but you've let him get away up until now. ...Oh, right. Itachi would've killed you, too.

Yes, you're going to settle things, Kiba, now that Itachi cannot kill you, too.

Sai pissing people off is the good ol' Sai. Remember him?

Sakura is so sorry that she went through with the plan, anyway. She's such a failed liar. Especially with that look on her face.

Sai, don't be surprised. Sakura's gone Bitch, in a bad way.

Kakashi, are you impressed? Well, be even more impressed by Naruto's sneaking skillz.

OH, YAY. MOAR WARPING PEOPLEZ TO OTHER DIMENSIONS.

And people said Karin was dead. See, I know Kishimoto by now. He never kills his characters in a one shot attack. Hinata and Sakura went through the same thing. Stabbed by men fatally and are still alive and kickin'. _{Kishi, you sexist... It really shows when one of your characters say women love to do pointless things.}

Until you two meet again? It's not like you're going very far, Madara.

AND THEY TOLD ME KARIN WASN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO HAVE A FLASHBACK. But I know better.

Good ol' Sasuke! Way back when before he knew THE TRUUUUTH. But you know, he's so much more awesome nowadays. Kinda reminds me of myself.

Karin, my dear, once he reunites with Naruto, you'll see that face again. Someday, when they meet again... not now... but someday... you will see that face again. But for as long as Sakura is around, he can do nothing but glare and hate the left out member of Team Seven, as we know Team Seven knows THE TRUUUUTH.

...Sai doesn't know either, does he? Neither does Sakura. Looks like they were meant to be.

...MOAR BOXEZ? WOW. YOU'VE REALLY OUTDONE YOURSELF THIS TIME, MADDY. (*Ignores the waste of space for about half a page full of MOAR BOXEZ*)

By the way, Maddy, speaking of Boxes... what about Torune and Fuu? Did they finish with their tea party yet?

And as I said, Naruto has skillz. Skillz only a blond could have.

...Lol. Sakura's face is so ugly there. ...Wait, isn't it always?

And so, Sasuke glares. ...When DOESN'T he glare these days?! ...I LIKE it!

Oh, Sasuke, by the way, that blood coming from your eye is still there, if you're too used to it to notice...

Thanks for stating the obvious, Sakura. Yes, we know Sasuke has grown up and finally become a true man.

Who is she, Karin, my dear? A loser. Don't get involved with her. Team Taka is so much better.

...Speaking of, after that failed cosplay, what happened to Juugo and Suigetsu? COME ON, THEY CAN'T POSSIBLY DIE WITHOUT SEEING THE LAND O' BOXEZ AT LEAST ONCE...

Sasuke-kun! She says she will follow you and leave Konoha... with her headband still on her head! Amazing, right?! Oh my gawd, I know! And her cape from Konoha, too! See, Sasuke, Naruto at least, isn't wearing his headband. He'd be more believable. Especially after hyperventilating over you.

CHAPTER'S DONE FOR THIS WEEK, FOLKS. One more week for me to sit and debate what life would be like if Sasuke and I met right now...